Freeman's Mind： Episode 6-3p-VUPTCx8w.en.vtt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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Alright, so what do we have here?

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Semi-automatic, some sort of glock,

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safety's off.

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Man, good thing I've watched Die Hard like 50 times,

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otherwise, I wouldn't know anything about guns.

#700:00:19.252→00:00:21.254

Nice! A full clip.

#800:00:21.254→00:00:23.657

That guard must've reloaded before he died.

#900:00:23.657→00:00:25.625

How considerate of him.

#1000:00:29.029→00:00:30.463

Oh, this again.

#1100:00:30.463→00:00:31.565

Okay.

#1200:00:31.565→00:00:32.766

I'll play your game.

#1300:00:35.035→00:00:37.304

In the future, everything will be like this.

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Doors, computers...

#1500:00:39.372→00:00:40.640

[houndeye charges up] No!

#1600:00:40.640→00:00:42.209

Man, come on!

#1700:00:42.209→00:00:44.945

That thing teleported out of friggin' nowhere!

#1800:00:44.945→00:00:45.845

Why?!

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I don't even know what this is.

#2000:00:47.781→00:00:49.783

Maybe I was hasty shooting it.

#2100:00:49.783→00:00:51.585

This could be an ambassador.

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Okay, if I see another one, I'll listen to what it has to say.

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[houndeye squeals] Speak of the devil.

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[houndeye charges up] [Gordon imitates sound]

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[houndeye sonic attack] FUCK!

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DAMMIT!

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IT'S THE SAME STORY EVERY TIME!

#2800:01:02.862→00:01:06.600

YOU GIVE PEOPLE THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT, AND THEY TRY AND KILL YOU!

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THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR TRYING TO BE NICE!

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Oh-ho, here we go.

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[houndeyes chirp] SUCK ON THIS, YOU JUMPING BOOGERS!

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Someone up there?!

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Guess not.

#3400:01:19.980→00:01:21.281

Well, that felt good.

#3500:01:22.716→00:01:25.018

Ah. I guess that's the Room of Death.

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Don't want to go in there.

#3700:01:26.987→00:01:29.256

Nice of them to put up signs, though.

#3800:01:29.256→00:01:31.524

Huh, that's the symbol for poison.

#3900:01:31.524→00:01:33.960

I bet these barrels are filled with poison.

#4000:01:33.960→00:01:36.596

Maybe we're just trying to kill the whole world.

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Doing a good job so far.

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[teleportation sound]

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I'm guessing I'm not going to like what's behind Door #1 here.

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[vortigaunt charging up] I was right.

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[vortigaunt bolt] Drurrhhh! Drrruuurrrgh!

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Damn, that hurts!

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Daaah.

#4800:01:49.743→00:01:51.077

Okay, that's it!

#4900:01:51.077→00:01:54.347

It's official: All aliens are bastards!

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Especially you!

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And you!

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Hold still.

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[chuckling] Nice!

#5400:02:01.021→00:02:03.189

That was a pretty good shot.

#5500:02:03.189→00:02:06.126

Not so tough now that I've got a gun, are ya?

#5600:02:06.760→00:02:08.228

Oh, this is a dead end.

#5700:02:08.828→00:02:10.230

Hey, a jack in the box.

#5800:02:10.997→00:02:14.668

Maybe I was being too hard on everybody about them staying alive earlier.

#5900:02:15.101→00:02:18.405

I'm starting to see where they could have some problems with that.

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Now why do we have bars here?

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Do we have our own prison block, too?

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And you! You're the problem.

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You know how they say you're either part of the help or part of the problem?

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Well, they were talking about you!

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There. Now you're part of the solution.

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All right, let's see.

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I've gotten out of tougher cells than this.

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[straining]

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Or not.

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Wait, what's this?

#7100:02:42.128→00:02:44.431

I guess it's either this or the Rooms of Death.

#7200:02:46.399→00:02:47.767

Hey, wait, how do I get back up?

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Damn.

#7400:02:52.706→00:02:55.875

White men in armored hazmat suits can't jump.

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You know, I'm not sure if coming down here was either smart

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or else really stupid.

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Although the same could be said for today's experiment.

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It would've been really smart if it had worked.

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I guess this opens the gate.

#8000:03:10.990→00:03:12.258

Oh, no! That was stupid!

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I'm gonna die!

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[underwater mumbling]

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[gasping]

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Hey, I'm on the other side.

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I guess I'm still not sure if that was smart or stupid.

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I guess it was both.

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Smupid.

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Oh, lovely.

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This must be our Pipeline of Poison.

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Yuck, I was swimming in that.

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Knowing the toxic sludge we're so fond of, my skin's gonna turn red,

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my hair will fall out,

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and I'll start pissing blood.

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Thanks, Black Mesa!

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Don't be a dead end.

#9600:03:49.562→00:03:51.030

Oh, good. It goes somewhere.

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I'm not sure I really want to be going down into the center of the Earth,

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but then I don't see an emergency exit!

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Hey, some ammo clips.

#10000:03:59.406→00:04:01.674

At least somebody's trying to cheer me up.

#10100:04:01.674→00:04:03.543

Ugh, they're covered in blood.

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It was nice of him to die for me so I could have his ammo,

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but I just don't know if it's worth this.

#10400:04:09.149→00:04:10.917

Now it's all over my suit.

#10500:04:12.051→00:04:14.587

I guess this starts the lift.

#10600:04:14.587→00:04:16.122

Whoa! Train's leaving the station!

#10700:04:16.122→00:04:17.123

All aboard!

#10800:04:17.123→00:04:18.224

No, not you!

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You don't have a ticket!

#11000:04:19.526→00:04:21.394

Urgh. Damn...

#11100:04:21.394→00:04:25.064

This suit does not protect against gravity.

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[clearing throat]

#11300:04:29.335→00:04:30.270

Hey, what was that?

#11400:04:30.270→00:04:31.037

Face-huggers!

#11500:04:31.604→00:04:32.972

Yee... batter up!

#11600:04:34.174→00:04:34.707

Strike one!

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Strike two!

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Str- Aah!

#11900:04:37.710→00:04:38.611

It's raining men!

#12000:04:38.912→00:04:40.280

I-I mean aliens!

#12100:04:40.713→00:04:42.348

Why is this taking so long?

#12200:04:42.348→00:04:44.184

I could fall faster than this.

#12300:04:44.184→00:04:45.618

NO! SHUT UP!

#12400:04:45.618→00:04:47.654

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION!

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YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS!

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YOU'RE ALL ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!

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NOW, DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD AND JUMP IN THIS GIANT MEAT GRINDER!

#12800:04:54.260→00:04:56.196

NO! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

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YOU'RE ALL INCOMPETENT!

#13000:04:57.897→00:04:59.899

Come on, come on, c'mon, cmoncmoncmoncmon!

#13100:04:59.899→00:05:01.534

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS!

#13200:05:01.534→00:05:03.937

OH, THAT'S GOOD! TELEPORT IN MORE CREEPS!

#13300:05:03.937→00:05:05.972

THIS PLACE ISN'T CRAZY ENOUGH, YET!

#13400:05:06.406→00:05:07.540

WHAT THE FUCK?!

#13500:05:07.941→00:05:09.108

WHAT HAPPENED?!

#13600:05:09.108→00:05:11.845

WHY DO ALL THESE CATWALKS SUCK SO BAD?

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I CAN'T JUMP THIS!

#13800:05:14.280→00:05:15.582

What do I do?

#13900:05:15.582→00:05:17.183

Uhhh...

#14000:05:17.183→00:05:20.220

Oh, good. I was hoping you'd come along to hurry me up.

#14100:05:20.220→00:05:21.688

Okay, this is stupid.

#14200:05:22.689→00:05:23.923

So far, so good.

#14300:05:24.390→00:05:25.658

Don't slip.

#14400:05:28.695→00:05:29.796

Now what?

#14500:05:31.130→00:05:32.601

This sucks.